Category Archives: Bicycles

Back in Business

This little honey badger did know, FYI, that I’d been stung…I’d been bitten by the snake. “The poisonous venom seeped through the honey badger’s body and she PASSED out on the sidewalk of the Taleo Criterium! What a sleepy fuck! … Continue reading

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First Bicycle Race, First Ambulance Ride

I really don’t know where it all went wrong. I’ve bombed down hills at nearly 50 mph, set downhill records for descents like Highway 9 and Kings Mountain Road, and felt extremely comfortable, and was perceived to look very comfortable, … Continue reading

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Pedaling Love

Photos are funny these days, in the digital age. My first knee on the ground experiences while riding a sportbike fast around a track were partially motivated by getting an awesome photo of me looking all cool, dragging my knee … Continue reading

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5 Ways Bicyclists Should be More Like Motorcyclists

Motorcyclists and bicyclists don’t seem to have a lot in common. Years ago, as a motorcyclist enamored with my new, completely bad ass hobby, I used to look down my nose at the uptight, spandex-clad bicyclists huffing their ways up … Continue reading

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Rehab is for Quitters: GranFonslow Part II

So even though I’d never ridden farther than 55 miles, I didn’t feel nervous the morning of Levi’s GranFondo, a 103 mile ride with 8,800 feet of climbing. I knew that no matter what happened, if I had to walk … Continue reading

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