Checkers!

I’ve wondered how my story with motorcycle racing would end. I really didn’t know where racing would take me, or even where I wanted to go. I just kept loving it, getting faster, and winning more. AMA, the national pro circuit, seemed like a natural next step.

Despite recent threats to put together an AMA program for this year, I never had a big dream of racing with the pros. Scrape and fight and spend only to count how many places I am from last, just to say I’m racing pro, against the boys? Even though I’ve already beaten so-called “pro” racers at the regional level?

If that’s your dream, I’m not knocking it. I’m just saying it’s not mine. Even at my pace, when I could solidly qualify for pro races, I don’t dream of being there.

If there were a national AMA women’s road racing series, one that raced the same weekends as the AMA events, I might reconsider. But really, I’m just ready to move on. I won a trio of championships, I crushed my enemies, I had fun racing with great friends, I crashed big and came back again and again, all while fantasizing about bicycles. I just don’t love it enough anymore; not enough to spend my own money on it, and definitely not enough to sell my soul, or other things, for a sponsored ride.

I still love it. But when I love something, I’m all in, I want to compete, kick ass, be the best I can be. I don’t even think I can just do track days. Perhaps I’ll pick up a fast street-legal bike to rip around on, but I get enough of that in my peppy little car. And, well, it’s safer (but the tickets are just as expensive).

And about that danger. For everything we tell ourselves about mitigating the risks, it’s risky. About two people a year have been killed at the races or track days I’ve been to in the past four years. I wish I could be tough, but these accidents affect me. Now that the love has waned and I’ve got my own little piece of glory (and a bunch of plastic trophies), the odds are no longer acceptable and I’m quitting while I’m ahead.

Onward and upward. Did I mention I love bicycles? I’ve wanted to quit motorcycle racing for a whole year so I could ride my pedal bike more.

Unfortunately, they’re kind of dangerous too.

No leathers on bicycles.

But the rewards of cycling outweigh the risks, at least for now.

CCCX Circuit Race

I have to mention what a friend and supporter Alex Torres of Fastline Cycles has been. Thank you so much for your incredible support this past year, not to mention your bad ass motors and great trackside help. And, to Jason Hauns of JPH Suspension, for believing in me and stepping up to sponsor me for the season that never happened.

I’ve met my fiancé, James Randolph, through racing, and my best friend Nikki. I’ve met, raced with and been inspired by so many fast, determined, remarkable chicks, many of whom I’ll be friends with for life.

Thanks racing, it’s been fun.

The Ladies of AFM Roadracing 2009

2010 - 2nd Place AFM Women's Championship

On our way to the 2011 AFM Women's Championship


Sold, to a nice young racer on the east coast.

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Race Starts

How did I start racing? I get asked that a lot. As if yuppie, thirtysomething ladies don’t look like motorcycle racers, gosh! I could lie and say it didn’t happen overnight, that I grew up on a racetrack, or was raised by motorcycle racing wolves, but it actually kind of did happen overnight.

But, how?

A few key ingredients necessary to normal, ordinary Christie magically turning into rad, motorcycle racing Christie:

  • Since college, had vague notion to be a chick who knows how to ride a motorcycle.
  • Turning 30 and facing another breakup led to the creation of a list of short, medium and long term goals. Short term included boring things like buying a plant and caring for it, and exciting things like learning how to ride a motorcycle.
  • Learned my bad ass college-age niece was getting her motorcycle license. Signed up for MSF that day and had my license in March 2006.

A few months after I’d been ripping around in the mountains on my Suzuki SV650S, I felt ready for a more traditional sportbike (meaning, I wanted something faster). But I had other things on my mind too. I remember one afternoon staring a beautiful pave diamond ring in the face at the Valley Fair Tiffany & Co., a ring that was approximately the same value as a brand new motorcycle, and contemplating the possibilities.

Diamonds, or Motorcycles?

Diamonds, or Motorcycles?

Buy some expensive bling, or be that girl flying down the freeway on a loud, fast motorcycle in a stylish leather jacket? Sigh…my goals were so simple then. Easy decision, although had I bought the ring, it would have been a one time cash outlay; no one warned me about my future earnings disappearing rapidly into the world of race fuel, new tires, broken motors and so on.

MOTORCYCLES!

Memories of that ring fading fast, I bought a packet of track day passes, attended a few novice rider sessions, and in April of 2007, crashed on a dirt bike at the Freddie Spencer Racing School in Vegas. This was my birthday present to me, I’d waited months for this trip, so I kept riding, and came back the next day with for a pain-filled final day of riding and instruction.

I had surgery on my back the next week to repair a disc between my L4-L5 that had exploded like a stepped-on jelly donut. Bed rest for six weeks, physical therapy for six months, and didn’t get on a motorcycle again until that fall.

Couldn't feel my lower leg, or move my toes...doh.

During my downtime I’d bought an SV650 track bike, one that I hoped to race one day, and started dating a lovely man, one who also happened to be a veteran professional motorcycle racer (this was not intentional, but I’ll say it had its benefits – and challenges). I did a couple track days on it, and then my new boyfriend helped me get my steed race ready.

January, 2008, and what was to be my first race at California Speedway in Fontana. During my second or third practice session, while gamely trying to keep up with a fast-paced racer group, I was coming out of a turn and got on the throttle too hard, while still carrying a lot of lean angle, and had what’s known as a highside crash. This was kind of inconceivable to me at the time, because the whole point of getting a slower, easier race bike was so I could hopefully avoid this type of nonsense, but I’m kind of dense sometimes.

I got on the throttle too much, perhaps.

I’m lucky that I’m not the type of person who puts their arms out when falling, or I would have broken both arms by now with all the bicycles, horses, skateboards and other things I’ve thrown myself off of. I rang my bell, had some bruises and the bike needed work, so I opted to not race my first novice race the next day.

My first real race was March, 2008, at Buttonwillow Raceway Park in beautiful Buttonwillow, California, and I came in last, behind some Ninja 250s. I was pretty horrible and didn’t qualify for the “big kid races.”

Yep...that guy eventually passed me.

I finally qualified in April at Infineon, but then after starting 74th of 74 riders on the grid of 650 Twins, while in last place and trying to catch Zoe Rem, who was two places ahead of me, the boy in front of me crashed in a narrow turn, and I ran into his bike, also crashing.

Stupid boys!

Despite all of my early crashes, I kept going to the next race, and the next race. Each race weekend, even with the crashing, I got a little bit faster. Even if it was just three tenths of a second off my previous best laptime, I kept going faster. I even won a novice championship with WERA that season, against men, in one of the classes that SV650s are qualified to run in.

I raced the SV again in 2009, the first year that a women’s racing class was added to both the AFM and WERA racing organizations. In 2010 I raced a more traditional race bike, a Honda CBR600RR (note: yes, I just wanted to go faster), and then in 2011, an R6.

This is how I roll, animal print bellypan outta CONTROL

I’ve raced nearly every race weekend with the AFM and WERA these past four years, and even ran a couple rounds at Willow Springs. I’ve won six championships – one against men, five against women.

A poster I saw at the racing awards banquet

It’s been a long, expensive, and dangerous road, one that I’m glad to have survived thus far with my body and my bank account intact. I’ve had doubters; people who’ve said I couldn’t do it, or said that I didn’t have any natural ability. They’re somewhat correct about the absence of ability; I’ve made up for it with hard work and great support from some key partners and friends.

Speaking of support, James Randolph will get his own entire blog post one day soon.

Randolph teaching me how to do a start at my New Racer School.

Other supporters include Alex Torres of Fastline Cycles in Fremont. Alex builds great motors, and always has my bike in top form for the weekend. Corey and Chris at Pirelli. A newer teammate, Jason of JPH Suspension, has been working with me on getting my bike to turn easier (my pecs and triceps thank him). My friend Andy at ACT Leathers has always believed in me, and comes through with sexy, protective suits. G&B Cycle Pro in Santa Rosa has long been a big fan of mine and has supported me with product and good cheer. Leo Vince provides me with the best in exhaust systems. Best friend Nikki Nienow, and our friend Ross Embertson.

I’ve always known what I wanted to do, and I never questioned it. Despite occasional setbacks, I’ve never had any insecurity about my goals; like a dog going for a ball, I’ve always had a tremendous clarity of purpose.

clarityofpurpose

Get the ball.

…to be continued…

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Eat, Ride, Love

I read Eat, Pray, Love. It’s a book about a young woman who’s unhappy in her starter marriage, leaves her doting husband, and decides to travel the world spending three months eating in Italy, three months praying in India, and three months loving in Bali.

It’s kind of similar to my life, except that I never actually got married. And I was never miserable enough to cry myself to sleep on a bathroom floor, and instead of deciding to travel, I started racing motorcycles. And I was never miserable, really, just enjoying the typical anxieties of a young lady without a greater purpose.

I was thinking of this book a few weeks ago on one of my mountain bike rides. I was riding up a steep dirt hill, at approximately 4.1 mph, while a swarm of gnats was circling my face, bumping into my cheeks, attaching themselves to my Oakleys, and being extremely annoying. For minutes. And minutes. And more. As I was trying to navigate muddy ruts, with my heart rate solidly in the upper reaches of Zone 4, and a cycling partner yards ahead of me breezing up the hill like it was no big deal.

It reminded me of the scene where Elizabeth Gilbert is talking about her yogi in India telling her to be in such a meditative state that she doesn’t feel the need to swat away the flies that visit with her in the humidity in India while she “prays” and meditates.

Okay. Okay okay okay.

If I were going to spend three hours meditating, I would also like to be burning 2,000 calories, rather than just sitting there like a fat, out of shape, resting heart rate of 72 bpm Buddha, at one with the universe and my fat cells. I would much prefer to exercise my spirit by ignoring the swirling gnats while riding a freaking bicycle up a mountain than by sitting still, doing something that so many people do only for the purposes of being cool.

Don’t get me wrong, I like yoga. I’m built like a long, skinny steel beam with boobs, only, less strong. All the inflexibility of a steel beam and none of the strength. So yoga is helping me become more flexible, and I therefore love it, but I also feel slightly suspicious of its societal superiority. I just kind of wonder about all the trendy white girls who think they’re so cool because they can say “namaste” in a bad Hindi accent. As much as I love lululemon athletica, and will likely spend my winter wearing nothing but this:

Lululemon Jacket

And these:

Lululemon Astro Pants

I still wonder if yoga isn’t merely a vehicle, a place, in which to wear really awesome, sporty clothes, feel trendy, and look hot. It’s okay if it is, I’ll still do it, look hot, and be a little more able to twist myself into a sweaty pretzel (okay maybe just a sweaty pretzel dog) in the bedroom, but I just think that more girls should be trying super duper rad things like mountain biking, or riding motorcycles. Because if I want to relax, I’ll read tweets and watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, thank you very much.

Anyway, after having done at least six yoga classes at the beautiful and elegant Yoga Source in Los Gatos, California, I will say that riding up a mountain on a bicycle in the dirt with no breeze on your face and hundreds of gnats attacking your face is getting me a lot closer to inner peace than sitting on a hard floor listening to Portishead.

One of the things I remember telling my friends and family after I started riding a motorcycle was, “when I’m riding, I don’t have time to think about anything else. Like when a boy is supposed to call, or text, or why that girl was posting on his Facebook. I’m just…totally in the moment. The moment of preserving my life and moving through the world like I’m flying.”

Inner peace, and a greater purpose, can all be found on two wheels. If you dare.

Try it. You might like it. Do something different. Be awesome. Be you. Keep the rubber side down, and the glam side up. Allow the truth to flow, and live from the heart, all while burning up some fossil fuel, tearing up some trails, and annoying your neighbors. Namaste!

Eat Ride Love

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Kick Ass, and Be Glamorous

I’ve had two pretty dominating missions in life: kick ass, and be glamorous.

I played tennis from when I was a tween through my last year competing in NCAA tennis. I was usually the only girl on court wiping full make-up, and sweat, from her brow, long before the days of Anna Kournikova.

Blame my fabulous and fashionable grandmothers, and my independent, lead-footed mama bear for this unusual combination of moto glam. But if you’re like me, you’re going to love these products:

The Spidi Lizard Suit

The Spidi LIzard Suit on the Runway

The safest thing you can possibly wear on a motorcycle, besides a DOT-approved helmet, is leather. Apologies to my bovine friends, but I’m grateful for their contributions to my life in the form of riding safety (and for steak, and ice cream). Italian designer Spidi’s Lizard suit is a safe, durable suit that looks amazing on all the women I’ve seen race in it.

Here it is being modeled (and raced) by Jenn Lauritzen:

Jenn Lauritzen in her Spidi Lizard Suit

The Dainese Yu Suit

A great option for street riding is the Dainese Yu suit. So gorgeous, I can’t even breathe.

Dainese Yu Suit

And here it is on AFM racer Stacy Menas:

The Custom ACT Suit

If you’re built like me, or in some other fabulously unusual way, you’ll want a custom suit. ACT Racing makes one and two piece suits for both racers and street riders. The added benefit of a custom suit is being able to design it yourself; my first custom suit was actually also my first legitimate couture.

My 2011 ACT Racing Suit

A previous year’s ACT custom suit:

I Heart ACT

Arai Helmets

Why do I spend more on a helmet than I do on a Kate Spade handbag? Because Arai helmets are simply the safest, most comfortable, most stylish helmets in the whole world. Don’t make the mistake I did as a new rider; I bought the most plain, all silver helmet I could find, which is so stupid when there are so many delicious designs out there right now.

Designs like the Nakano:

And the Edwards:

And my current favorite, the Rainbow Haga:

Boots

When I first put on a pair of Alpinestars Snow Camo S-MX Plus racing boots, I called them my disco boots. Like all shiny white beautiful things, they got dirty fairly quickly, but they still look awesome. Just not quite as…disco. I’m having trouble finding images of them online, so it’s possible they’re not sold anymore. You’ll see them further down the page, with my leopard print motorcycle.

For street riding, I’ve always wished I could fit into these Icon Bombshell boots:

I’d maybe recommend something more heavy duty for newer riders, and once you have a lot of confidence in your bike handling, parking, and so on, think about these as a sexy option. But I have read positive reviews of their comfort, and that they feel as stable as any flat boot.

Motorcycles

When you have a track or race dedicated motorcycle, you can design away to your little heart’s content as far as how you want that motorcycle to look. My friend Josie honored her recently passed father, who used to treat her every year to a piece of Tiffany jewelry, by decking out her steed in Tiffany & Co. regalia:

Fast Josie & Her Tiffany Bike (Note the Arai Edwards Helmet)

Racer Joy Higa wrapped her bike in shiny gold vinyl, and it looked soooooo dreamy:

Super fast novice racer Dani Taylor likes pink, Hello Kitty, and ass kicking:

And as you likely know by now, my leopard print motorcycle is so awesome, when I started racing it earlier this season all the fashion houses decided that this fall, it was going to be all animal print, all the time:

Sunglasses

They’re one of the few things I can do on a race weekend to stay glam without having to think about it. Chanels are my favorite, but pick your poison, and the blingier, the better, because you’ll be covered in grease, race fuel, sweat, and smelling like leather. A good pair of sunglasses is the only way I can maintain my sanity amidst all the filth. You might want to be sure to pick a pair that doesn’t slide down your nose when it’s really hot out and you’re trying to change a wheel…

Rocking Stunna Shades Since 1978

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I Want to Ride, But…

In November, 2004, I was a hot mess. I’d been dating a string of sexy, bad men who were as good for me as tequila for a twelve year old. My life revolved around work, cocktails, clothes, and whether or not some man found me attractive. At a bit of a breaking point, I wrote a list of goals in my journal that included learning how to ride a motorcycle and buying one.

A year and a half later, sometime in the dark evening hours of a rainy March, 2006, I screamed with glee inside my Arai helmet as I took my Suzuki SV650S on a maiden voyage around my block. I rode it around the block again. And then a bigger block…and a bigger block. The smiles haven’t stopped, my confidence in myself has grown so much I’m almost cocky, and I’d rather play with my cats on a Friday night than put up with some man who doesn’t appreciate me. Can’t I just marry my motorcycle?

My second street bike, a 2006 Suzuki GSXR-600

The path to motorcycle smiles isn’t always easy to figure out. But if you’re interested in learning how to ride a motorcycle, the first thing you need to do is take an honest look at your driving. No one wants to admit they suck at driving. But if you’ve had multiple collisions, whether or not you feel they were your fault, or you think you might have impulse control problems behind the wheel (like excessive speeding, racing or road rage), then don’t get a motorcycle, because you just might actually kill yourself.

If you think you’re a good driver, and you’ve started admitting to others that you want to learn how to ride, you’ll probably encounter lots of horror stories. You might be concerned yourself about the dangers. So, here are some thoughts I have about safety.

It’s Not Safe.

But neither is driving. Neither is life, for that matter. You can get hurt anytime, anywhere, doing anything. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to spend my precious days here enjoying earth being afraid of things that might hurt me. I want to experience everything. Except maybe stamp collecting. No offense to stamp collectors. Moving right along…

Judgment is Everything.

People like to say, “oh my gosh, you ride a motorcycle? My cousin’s girlfriend’ older brother was killed on one, I could never ride.” Later in the conversation I ask how the tragedy happened. “Well, he was doing a wheelie down the street in front of the house…” My heart goes out to people who’ve been killed or injured while riding, but each story I hear, I want to learn more about what went wrong and what I can do to avoid it.

Cars Can Kill You.

Another thing people like to say is, “hey, you could be the best rider in the world, but that’s not going to stop some car from coming out of nowhere and taking you out.” The Hurt Report states that nearly 75% of all motorcycle accidents occur between a motorcycle and a car, but my personal belief is that through extremely vigilant defensive driving, nearly all motorcycle collisions can be avoided. Keep a large space cushion. Be visible. And most of all, “just pretend like every car you see is trying to kill you,” a motorcycling friend told me. Think about a car crash, if you’ve had one. Could it have been avoided by driving more defensively?

As an example, a common collision between cars and motorcycles is when a car turns left in front of an oncoming bike. Pay attention to oncoming traffic; is a car slowing down, does it have cars piling up behind it? Are you speeding? Cars can’t judge the speed of moving motorcycles as well as they can with cars, and if you’re going 20 over the speed limit and not noticing what the cars around you are doing, prepare for some pain.

It Wasn’t My Fault.

Motorcycling’s kind of a macho thing to do. Macho people don’t like to admit when they’ve screwed up. Remember this when listening to above-mentioned “horror stories.” Take responsibility for situations where you’ve made an error in judgment. Be responsible for your own life. Blamers tend to have more problems, and motorcycle blamers tend to have more accidents. People who take responsibility for themselves and their actions are happier, healthier, and just way more bad ass in general.

Educate Yourself.

It only begins with the Motorcycle Safety Foundation Rider Course. From there, talk to people, listen to people. If they’ve crashed, find out why. If you’re a woman, charge up your bullshit detector, because a lot of dudes will have a lot of advice for you, and half of them don’t know what the hell they’re talking about, but like to sound macho and manly.

Read books, like David Hough’s Proficient Motorcycling, or Nick Ienatsch’s Sport Riding Techniques. Read articles online. Read my blog. After a while, take an advanced course with the MSF, or try a track day. Skill development on a motorcycle is not like having to do drills or speedwork on a bicycle; it’s actually fun. Keeping you safer is an added bonus.

Tottering down Lombard Street on one of my first street rides

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