AFM Round 1 2011: Buttonwillow

I’ll admit it…I wasn’t enthusiastic about racing this round. Motorcycle racing is dangerous, and after three full years of racing two series without serious injury, I feel like I’m up five hundred bucks at the blackjack table and should probably just walk away. I also miss spending money at the mall; I have a garage filled with bikes, tires and fuel cans, and a sad closet filled with trends from four years ago.

And I really struggled at Vegas. Late January, freezing cold temperatures, wind, a bike that didn’t want to go fast, and a rider that didn’t know how to go fast, and a stomach bug on top of that. It was all I could do to eke out a win in Womens’ Superstock, and match my best laptimes for only a mediocre finish in B Superstock. Blah. On the way home I wished I could stay at the Wynn for a night and enjoy a warm, cozy spa day; pedicure, massage, facial, and a deep conditioning hair treatment.

I went through the motions to prepare myself and my bike for Buttonwillow. I tore a hole in the sole of yet another pair of racing boots, but Geri Tinagero at G&B Cycle Pro up in Santa Rosa was able to hook me up with a sweet new pair of my favorite “snow camo” boots. I got a trick, super light battery. Alex at Fastline Cycles in Fremont, California, re-tuned my motor; apparently my O2 sensor is on the fritz, because through all my trackside Bazzaz tuning which usually works out so nicely, I’d managed to deaden the poor motor down to a pathetic 95 hp. Maybe that’s why it felt so hard to go fast around that little Vegas track. Hot on the inside, my bike also had a hot new outfit, a sweet black, pink and white paint job with pink pin striping and cheetah print on the tank cover.

Cheetah Power

Cheetah Power

But I also wasn’t stoked to spend another weekend at a cold, windy racetrack. I was excited to cheer on my pretty blonde mechanic, Nikki Nienow, as she went about her first ever race weekend as a novice. And I was looking forward to seeing how our new mechanic would work out. He’s not pretty, he’s not blonde, but he is a rocket scientist who loves motorcycles and trackside cooking, so I was excited to have him on board, if a bit nervous about the change.

My first session on track was filled with excruciating pain. Not what I was expecting. About three weeks before Buttonwillow, I crashed my bicycle and landed on my hipbone, elbow and shoulder, probably the way you want to crash, but I had some sort of lingering issue inside my right hip bone. Bone chips? A hematoma? I wasn’t sure but it hurt like hell. Any time someone or something accidentally bumped gently into my hip, the pain sent me through the ceiling.

The sexy ACT suit is normally extremely comfortable, but something in the hip area was creating a hard crease directly over the sensitive spot on my hip bone, and every time I assumed the position and leaned into a turn, I screamed and wanted to jump off my bike. Left turn, right turn, it didn’t matter. I completely freaked out, whined about it to anyone who’d listen, and then begrudgingly tried my old Helimot suit to see if things would be different.

They were. No pain. Next subject…

I had low expectations for my laptimes on Friday, and I exceeded them. I was hoping for something under 2:04. My ass was sore from going over the bumps in Turn 3 and in Riverside, so we played some with the suspension to try to soften things up, but my fork springs are stiff to begin with and we’d turned all the clickers out as far as we could. Then we talked about softer seats. Velvet covered, down filled, heated, massaging seats. Not possible. So I’ll try a Tech Spec seat at Infineon, perhaps that will be better.

I was curious on Friday how my friend Jenn was doing; we’ve talked from time to time about Buttonwillow, and the issues she says she has with it. I saw her on the track a few times and she looked good, and confident. I was bummed out when I saw her standing next to her fallen steed over in the dirt near the entrance of the star mazda turn, but then seriously impressed when she was out there rocking it on her B bike the next session. Right on.

Friday night we had dinner at Macaroni Grill in Bakersfield, me, James, Thermos Man, Ross the Rocket Scientist, Lenny and Gabe. Lenny told an interesting story about a car accident he had near the track one time, and we all ate pasta and were merry.

We arrived at our hotel in Bakersfield in the big orange van. James waited while I went inside to check in. There was a Sweet Adelines competition going on at the hotel this weekend; they’re all female barbershop quartets, and there were about seven or eight quartets in line to check in ahead of me. Thirty minutes later I got my cookies and room keys and went back to the van. James turned the key and the battery was dead! This has happened once or twice in the past six months, and yet I still don’t have any jumper cables in there. So we approached a bunch of random people who were checking into the hotel, after ten at night, and I kind of felt like I was begging for change. Plus, I discovered that people don’t really carry jumper cables anymore. Finally we found a really nice group of buddies who were down there for drag races who actually had cables, and off we went to our room. Super late, with an early day ahead…and I need my beauty sleep.

Saturday’s skies looked ominous. We were constantly checking our weather apps on our phones.

We got through a few rounds of practice, and as we know, the AFM voted spontaneously to move as many Sunday races as they could to Saturday, since the rain predictions for Sunday were nearly 100%. That meant that there wouldn’t be a Formula AFemme race, my favorite race, and that I would instead be racing 750 Superbike.

The change honestly didn’t bother me. If you let emotions get involved when the unpredictable happens, you don’t have as many resources as you could have when it’s time to prepare and get ready for the new world order. Because, well, you’re spending time and energy being stressed out, nervous, worried. You need to just understand the situation, figure out what needs to happen to get yourself prepared, and then execute quickly and accurately. Then you’ll be at your best. Plus, I feel like any time cold weather or unpredictable things happen in racing, I tend to do a little better than I normally do against my peers. It’s the mental game, and I’ve studied it ever since I was a little 14 year old tennis player. Now if only I were more courageous, and could spend more time braking on the side of the tire, and getting on the gas harder coming off of turns, I’d be all set!

Ross the rocket scientist was turning out to be a worthy mechanic. We had to make some quick tire and fuel changes to the day and he handled it all swimmingly, and had even brought healthy snacks for his girl racers to munch on. Yummy treats like cut up bell peppers and hummus dip, pasta salad with kalamata olives, and toasted Israeli couscous.

I remember there being a few rain delays. I was pretty cold and miserable, and just wanted to be on track where I’d be warm and focused.

S-s-s-s-o-o-o-o COLD!

S-s-s-s-o-o-o-o COLD!

Finally it was time to race. I wasn’t sure I loved racing anymore, but once the green flag dropped, and after I mentally moved past my miserable start (I blame this bad start on Glenn, the crash truck driver, who was giving me the evil eye as I was rolling my wheel onto the chalked grid position), and then also after I recovered from DFG barreling through us all like a bowling ball into Turn 2, running off track, hitting people and creating a ruckus, I remembered that…I love racing.

I spent the rest of the race chasing down the people I wanted to beat, and could have been ahead of from the start had I not let Glenn’s evil eye shake me. I was delighted to see that DFG had crashed going into Riverside. He was fine, so I felt fine about enjoying this fact. I was catching Joy, Ugo, Brian and Greg on the last lap, and thought I could make a push into the last turn and get some people at the line. Then I saw Joy and Ugo check up, and they were watching Brian and Greg create billows of dust on the exit of Sunset Turn, and I forced my attention back to passing them, hoping they’d have rubbernecked just enough to give me the edge.

They didn’t. Boo. I finished 17th out of 28, a few spots away from my desired top ten finishes.

The best part was that I remembered that I do love racing. I put forth my best effort despite some pretty unpredictable conditions. And I can’t wait until Infineon, where I’ll be sporting even more cheetah power!

Vrooooom!

Vrooooom!

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Donut Thursday

Today I decided to force myself off the bicycle. Making it harder to not ride, the two donuts and three pieces of pizza I’ve had for lunch. But, I’ll work it off this weekend practicing (and hopefully racing, weather depending) at Buttonwillow.

I wanted to have stickers made of me and my grandpa. He’s kind of a silent sponsor of my racing. I just wanted an outline, that I could have made in any color, of a round, happy looking grandpa in slouchy camos and a pith helmet (his usual ranch attire) holding the hand of a chicken legged little girl in a rice paddy hat. Not sure why, just, we wore them around the Alpine ranch back in the seventies and eighties. I thought it’d be a cute little graphic to put somewhere on my bike. Maybe one of us would be holding a fishing pole. But I used to love goofing off around the ranch with him, driving the tractor, checking out the wells, feeding oatmeal to the catfish, climbing rocks and building rope swings.

tractor

It was hard seeing what we all have to look forward to in the world of modern medicine; a slow, agonizing decline of both mental and physical health. That is, unless I kill myself on a motorcycle, bicycle, slipping in the shower or by accidental shaving accident. I’m sure I can come up with a hundred different interesting ways to risk my life, on purpose and, well, not. Maybe the world is punishing me for having too good a life. Who knows.

I’ve gotten a lot of work done today on MyLawsuit.com; things are progressing nicely. Tonight I go to see my almost eight year old niece in a theatrical version of The Princess and the Pea, then tomorrow I leave at 4 or 5 a.m. to head to “b wizzle.” I’m looking forward to riding again, especially with the road rash and thumb and everything else finally starting to heal.

Oh! And I just added this Strava widge to the side of my blog. Isn’t it rad? I love that site! It makes every day like a race day, and it’s kind of social too. If anyone is interested in buying a full years’ subscription, let me know, because I’m a Strava “Ambassador” and have coupons for half off!

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A Bad Week…

It’s been an awful week for the world, for my family, and for me.

Obviously, we have the horrific events that have unfolded in Japan. I can’t even imagine what life in the devastated areas must be like, but it reminds me that life is so short and can change rapidly. Some day I might look fondly back on the time that life was good and easy, when I could go motorcycle racing, ride my bicycle every day, and enjoy good health. I was also shaken by the gambling tour bus crash in New York City over the weekend, where a bus fell on its side at high speed and ran into a strong sign post, shearing off the top half of the bus and making hamburger meat out of the poor people inside. Awful stuff, and reminds me of why I hate public transportation. Control issues, yes, I have them.

Last Wednesday my 91 year old grandpa was taken to the ER because he was vomiting. At some point the medical staff put some kind of breathing mask on him, and he threw up again, aspirating yucky stuff into his lungs. At some other point they inserted a breathing tube into him and put him on antibiotics to control the infection that would likely begin to rage inside his lungs. Minutes after I got there around 11 a.m., my mom got a phone call from the doctor recommending that he should be taken off the breathing tube, per his medical care directives that essentially stated, unless there’s a reasonable chance of recovery, pull the plug. So they shot him full of morphine and took him off the breathing tube. They suspected he’d last an hour or two at the most.

We didn’t really know why. One minute he was giving my mom the “thumbs up” as they were wheeling him into the ambulance, the next we were being told to pull the plug and say our goodbyes. He was unconscious as well, and deaf, and I know that people have told me that “he can still hear you” if the parts in the ear don’t work, that just can’t be true.

Grandpa hung in there until 5:35 p.m. yesterday. Today my mom is making calls and I’ll be over there shortly to spend family time with them. I will miss him, but I’ve been missing him for the past ten years. I’ve missed wandering their ranch in Alpine, California, with him, doing odd outdoorsy things like fishing, hiking, climbing trees, building rope swings, and then sitting around being bored while the grownups play cards and drink screwdrivers. Yes, I miss that too. Wish I could have been a grownup with them then.

I’ve also had a series of stupid injuries. Two weeks ago I was go karting with some racing friends. During qualifying, as a very fast racer was attempting to stuff the shit out of me since he couldn’t make a legitimate pass, I got spun around and he smacked me into a wall. The impact on my neck was pretty intense even though I was wearing one of their cheesy little neck donuts. It was amazingly sore that night and has been ever since. Last night after a bicycle ride, I noticed my index finger going pins and needles, and then numb, and I feel what feels like sciatica, but in my shoulder. I was so mad after the incident that I qualified like a mad woman, literally I guess, and qualified ahead of Oliver, a former pro kart and car racer, and Greg, a fast motorcycle racer. I didn’t beat Oliver in the race, but got Greg for the first time.

The following weekend I had a stupid bicycle crash. I was asked to lead a group of very novice bicycle riders (I actually still feel like one too) on a two hour century training ride. As we pulled away from the bike shop where they held the training talk, I looked behind me to see if my ducklings were all there. Consciously trying to counteract the natural reaction to veer left as I looked over the left shoulder, I instead veered right, up and over a curb, fell to the ground and then tumbled. I had bleeding road rash on my knees and shoulder, and went back to the bike shop to have my bent wheel straightened. Thomas Chapple, author of a really good bicycle training book that I’ve read cover to cover, was kind enough to come with me and then ride with me once the wheel was trued. That was particularly cool of him.

My rash has been bothering me and I’ve been impatiently waiting for it all to heal, so I can feel like a pretty girl again and not a dumb tomboy with poor bike handling skills. Distracted also by my grandpa’s situation, I was shaving my legs in the shower Thursday night and carelessly shaved over my thumb, ripping off a good portion of nail and the nail bed beneath. It bled all over my shower and was not just physically painful, but one of those injuries that just totally grosses you out and adds mental pain on top of it all.

And this weekend I’m racing my motorcycle at Buttonwillow. Round 1, AFM. I hope my bad luck doesn’t follow me down I-5.

Grandpa’s service will be next week sometime in Alpine, near the ranch we used to love visiting. This weekend, I just want to be careful, do my best, turn with my feet, take my Tylenol, and keep the rubber side down. My neck is killing me.

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WERA West Final Round @ Vegas

This round took place in early November. It would be my first time riding my new race bike; a 2009 Yamaha YZF-R6. I planned on keeping my expectations low, and just riding the bike, figuring out what needed to change or be changed, and focusing on riding the way a racer’s supposed to.

I really enjoyed the drive from Saratoga to Vegas. I “checked in” periodically on Facebook at random places during each of my fuel and rest stops. “Donut Star” in Barstow was my favorite (no, I didn’t actually set foot in the place). The weather was nice, and I got in Thursday evening at a reasonable hour and checked into my room at the Hard Rock Hotel; I was greatly looking forward to playing blackjack at their swim-up blackjack tables on Saturday afternoon while all the masochists were racing the 20 lap solo endurance races.

Friday’s first session had two major issues. The handlebars were three inches wider, on each side, than on my Honda. A total of six additional wingspan inches were required. I felt like I was a little girl again, hanging off a jungle gym in some of the track’s long, slow, winding corners. My shoulders are extremely narrow to begin with. I was recently fitted on my bicycle by Curtis Cramblett, pro bike fitter for the Garmin-Cervelo cycling team, and he was pretty amazed by how narrow my shoulders were given my 5’10” stature. “They call this one ‘poco, he said, showing me the 36cm handlebars he was prescribing to replace my 42cm set. Apparently they don’t make them any smaller.

The second issue was the lack of engine braking. This motorcycle had been previously prepared for an AMA national racer who had made his racing mark in the 250cc two stroke racing classes. If you’ve ever ridden both a four stroke and a two stroke dirt bike, you’ll understand the differences this can signify. Basically, I was riding a bike that had an absolute lack of engine braking compared to any other motorcycle I’d ever ridden. So, what’s the big deal then? To put it simply, for those non-racers out there: ideally, you never coast on a race track. You are always either on the gas, or on the brakes. Engine braking shouldn’t be an issue, at least not if you’re an excellent racer…which I am not. There is a very delicate time in the corner, when you are probably enjoying your maximum lean angle and minimum available traction, when you finally release the brake lever and begin applying throttle. There is always a delay. The length of that delay can mean the difference between a great racer and a mediocre racer.

Now imagine you’re releasing the brake lever, with a knee on the ground at 60 mph, and you’re expecting your motorcycle to continue to slow, your front end suspension to continue to compress, thus continuing to tighten up your line as you reach the apex of a turn. Without the expected engine braking, my bike kind of just lurched and shot off towards the outside edge of the track. Adding throttle only exacerbated things, because adding throttle tends to also widen your line on the track.

It was distressing.

We made some adjustments to the suspension, pretty much just adding preload to the forks and the shock, and it helped a bit. But I mostly felt like I was riding an out of control wild animal.

Sunday I got a miserable start in the women’s race; I’d forgotten that I needed to “rev the piss out of it” on the starting line to get a good launch, and I watched Krystyna, Nadine and even little Marisol Lacour go rocketing past me. I got them all back except for Krystyna. I might have passed her at one point in the race, but maybe I didn’t. I don’t remember. But she won, and was racing very well that day to boot.

I didn’t race remarkably in the boy races either, but I managed to hit my previous best laptimes (on the Honda) of 1:24s. I was satisfied with that.

To celebrate the end of the season, I went out with track friends Sunday night, including my gloriously amazing pretty blonde mechanic, Nikki Nienow. For those of you who don’t know, she’s actually a legit mechanic. Not by trade, but even better; she’s a mechanical engineer who designs and makes improvements to the construction of tanks for the military, and she’s been riding and working on motorcycles for almost 15 years. I can’t believe how lucky I am to have recruited her into my camp!

The PBM and Yours Truly

The PBM and Yours Truly

The Banana Bike

The Banana Bike

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Puppy Dogs & 58s: AFM Round 7 at Thunderhill

What do I remember most about this season ender at Thunderhill?

These two funny dogs in front of some guy’s RV. They were literally the beast with two backs, but not in the sexual sense. Really, they were one dog, just, with two backs and in some really funny positions. Pretty sure I saw reverse cowgirl in there too.

twodogs

The weather was also really interesting and beautiful. Sunday morning brought a short rainstorm that amplified the sweet smelling grasses local to the area around Willows. Practice was only interrupted for an hour. The rest of the day’s racing was given a glorious backdrop of clouds and a thousand shades of vibrant gray. The skies gave our victory photos that little something extra.

me and the pbm (pretty blonde mechanic)

me and the pbm (pretty blonde mechanic)

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We’re holding our index fingers up like a “one” because we won the day’s Formula AFemme race, and took second in the overall season championship to the admirable, awesome, and accomplished Joy Higa.

On Sunday we placed 14th of 23 in 750 Superbike, 13th of 24 in 750 Production, and wisely opted out of 600 production which ended up being a bit of a messy race. I made some personal best laptimes in the 1:58s. Next year I hope to crack the top ten in the AFM’s boy classes, get down to 55s, help Miss Nienow assimilate into the racing world, and, naturally, win my first AFemme Number 1 plate. It will require a lot of work and the lady competition should be pretty fierce; Jenn Lauritzen has been improving fast and training her ass off, there are rumors swirling that Kristy Miller and Joy Higa will be back in the house, and a few fast girls from the Pacific Northwest may be coming down to chase trophies.

But, if it wasn’t difficult, winning wouldn’t be so rewarding, right?

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